If you're one of the handful of guys who has ever wanted to see Natalie Portman in the nude, we have interesting news.  If you head on over to iTunes and look for the short film called "Hotel Chevalier", your wish will come true.  And it won't cost you anything more than a few minutes of broadband bandwidth (we can't guarantee that it will always be free, so you'd better hurry).

We have no idea what the "story" was all about - and we're not likely to go see "The Darjeeling Limited" anytime soon, so we can't provide an enlightened review.  But our unenlightened review is that it's worth watching, for obvious reasons.

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