The most prominent attributes of Playboy's Miss October 2007 Spencer Scott can best be described as "gravity-defying".  We're not saying that she's been "surgically enhanced", but it would appear that the odds are rather good.  Ms Scott is very cute, but in the long-term we have a feeling she'll get lost in the large group of unnaturally blonde, unnaturally endowed Playmates with regrettable tattos.  But don't let us deter you from your civic duties - visit PlayboyPlus for all the photos and videos starring Miss October and all the Miss Octobers of the past 50 years!

This month's celebrity pictorial features former Miss Universe Alicia Machado - and she is AWESOME.  Just a bunch of nude photos on the beach, but they're really nice nude photos on the beach.  We're thinking that Donald Trump (owner of the Miss Universe program) should make this an annual "perk" for the winner.  It would perk us up.

The new school year has begun so that means it's time for Playboy's annual college girl pictorial.  This year it's all about Girls of the SEC (that would be Southeastern Conference, not the Securities and Exchange Commission).  You'll just have to visit PlayboyPlus or pick up a copy of the magazine to understand why we'll be rooting for Auburn this year - thanks to stunningly gorgeous Lauren Lee.

We happy to see our favorite German-Italian babe, Miss April 2007 Giuliana Marino, on the cover of the October edition.  Look closely and you'll probably agree that it's the best advertisement for Apple's iPod shuffle that we've seen (conscientious model that she is, Giuliana is sporting the "project red" version that benefits projects working to battle AIDS in Africa).

Tags: Alicia Machado, Girls of the SEC, Playboy, Playmate, Spencer Scott